We're having roofing work done. The parents decided it was time after it rained on top of our kitchen cabinets yesterday. Indoor weather systems: not such a good thing. We're firm believers in thunderstorms being a strictly outside activity. So hammering started at ass o'clock this morning, and apparently I can sleep in a way that even the dead envy because they only woke me up twice. When I am determined to sleep, I will fucking SLEEP, loud construction or no.
Roofer guy is a little... strange. He's one of those people who crack joke after awkward joke, undeterred by the conspicuous lack of laughter. Roofer Guy's Son is young and hot, though. How do I know, you ask? Because he just knocked on the door to ask for the phone. And, utterly failing to realize that he was Roofer Guy's Hot Son, I was kind of like, Hi, boy I have never seen before. No, you may not call out for pizza using our phone. That is a very bizarre request from a passer-by. Usually your kind would ask to call for a tow or something, and where is your car? And then he was like, Um. I'm one of the people working on your roof...? And then I was like, Hereisthephone. *dies*
I am so smooth, you guys.
This is totally unrelated, but my mouse is malfunctioning in a fascinating way. Left-click became the new right-click while right-click... also remained right-click. I fixed it by changing the settings so the right button has the functions of the left because it seems to be half-broken instead of all-broken, but that was only after a lot of confused swearing. I'm fine if I cruise along just using the mouse, but if I have to switch back and forth from the keyboard? Cue the spastic clicking and a flood of pop-up menues until my brain catches up.
Roofer guy is a little... strange. He's one of those people who crack joke after awkward joke, undeterred by the conspicuous lack of laughter. Roofer Guy's Son is young and hot, though. How do I know, you ask? Because he just knocked on the door to ask for the phone. And, utterly failing to realize that he was Roofer Guy's Hot Son, I was kind of like, Hi, boy I have never seen before. No, you may not call out for pizza using our phone. That is a very bizarre request from a passer-by. Usually your kind would ask to call for a tow or something, and where is your car? And then he was like, Um. I'm one of the people working on your roof...? And then I was like, Hereisthephone. *dies*
I am so smooth, you guys.
This is totally unrelated, but my mouse is malfunctioning in a fascinating way. Left-click became the new right-click while right-click... also remained right-click. I fixed it by changing the settings so the right button has the functions of the left because it seems to be half-broken instead of all-broken, but that was only after a lot of confused swearing. I'm fine if I cruise along just using the mouse, but if I have to switch back and forth from the keyboard? Cue the spastic clicking and a flood of pop-up menues until my brain catches up.