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entropicalLast night was pretty awful. I was up until around 3 talking to Friend first on the phone and then trading youtube videos of cephalopods over IM because dude, cephalopods are freaking awesome. If I could both obtain and properly care for a cuttlefish? I would have the coolest pet ever.
Anyway, that's not the awful part. The awful part happened about half an hour after we signed off. I did the pre-bedtime ritual: pee, brush teeth, sacrifice goat, blah, all the while marveling in a distant way that my lady bits hadn't yet been cruel and stabby as is usual during certain times of the month. You see where this is going, yes? Uterus had been tapping Brain's phone lines and knew that Brain had let its guard down. And that was when it sent in the ninjas.
Every once in awhile, I go through bouts of what I'm pretty sure is almost fainting? I think the combination of the stress from all the pain, the bleeding, and being stupid enough to let myself get dehydrated is what sets it off. And dudes, let me tell you: that shit is NOT FUN. It was hours of cold sweat, weakness, nausea, and generally waiting for the merciful hand of death to sweep me up.
Things I do not recommend: Having a female reproductive system.
Anyway, that's not the awful part. The awful part happened about half an hour after we signed off. I did the pre-bedtime ritual: pee, brush teeth, sacrifice goat, blah, all the while marveling in a distant way that my lady bits hadn't yet been cruel and stabby as is usual during certain times of the month. You see where this is going, yes? Uterus had been tapping Brain's phone lines and knew that Brain had let its guard down. And that was when it sent in the ninjas.
Every once in awhile, I go through bouts of what I'm pretty sure is almost fainting? I think the combination of the stress from all the pain, the bleeding, and being stupid enough to let myself get dehydrated is what sets it off. And dudes, let me tell you: that shit is NOT FUN. It was hours of cold sweat, weakness, nausea, and generally waiting for the merciful hand of death to sweep me up.
Things I do not recommend: Having a female reproductive system.
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Date: 2008-10-27 12:37 am (UTC)*gentle hugs, drinks and chocolate and whatever else you might want*
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Date: 2008-10-27 01:09 am (UTC)*snuggles in with you*
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Date: 2008-10-27 07:31 am (UTC)*Hugs and hugs*